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Sign
In A Beauty Shop
We are the best at what we do,
Our work is guaranteed.
We strive to make you
beautiful--
We know just what you need.
We think our rates are
reasonable;
We hope you find them low,
But if you think that they're
too high,
You know where you can go.
You've heard about our other
fee,
And we admit it's true--
If you're a grump we charge five
bucks
For putting up with you.
If you're extremely hard to
please,
Or if you're downright mean,
We'll glue your buttocks to the
chair
And dye your tresses green!
Copyright © 1994 Ruth Gillis
Previously
published in the March/April
1998
issue of Poets at Work
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